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The Swift Report: White House Exploring 'Rapture' Contingency Plans

The White House is reportedly exploring contingency plans in the event that President Bush and other prominent Christians are 'raptured.' But succession plans are complicated by Vice President Dick Cheney's poor health and the fact that Representative Tom DeLay, like President Bush, will be summoned to heaven along with millions of other Christians.

Rise here.

Move to Alaska quick, Uncle Ted may soon be President Ted.

January 5, 2005 in alaska, humor, politics | Permalink